HA!
-->Teacher:Your typing is improving ,Mary,There are only 17 mistakes here.
Mary:That's great!
Teacher:And now,on to the second sentence.....
-->Teacher:If it takes 15 men to build a wall ,How long will it take 5 men?
Raju:No time at all.The 15 would have already built it.
-->UNFAIR
Teacher:"Ravi ,if two and two is four ,how much is four and four?"
Ravi:"That's not fair!You always do the easy ones and leave the hard ones for me."
-->A man who worked as an usher at a cinema house developed a toothache and went to see a dentist.
"Which is the tooth that's troubling you?"asked the dentist,peering into his mouth.
"Fifth from the right," replied the usher,"in the balcony."
-->MOM asked her son,"so how was ur first day at school?"
"First day?You mean I have to go back to there tomorrow?"
-->Simple Soman was window shopping,when he heard a man at the parking lot shout aloud,"Thief,catch the thief!My car!That man is going away with my car!",soman saw a car whizz past him,turn around the corner and vanish.He quickly walked up to the distraught man and said consolingly,"Don't worry ,my dear chap,I have noted the car number."
-->UPON receiving the bill for the extraction of truth,Pradeep phoned his dentist and complained :"Why that's three times what u usually charge!"
"Yes I know ,"replied the dentist,"but u yelled so loudly that u scared away two other patients!"
-->Tom:My toaster went out of order so I repaired it using parts from an old aeroplane
Harry:Does it work now?
Tom :Oh,yes!But now when the toast pops out ,it circles the table twice before landing.....
-->Ear For Music
Piano Tuner: I,ve come to tune your piano.
Lady: But I didn't send u.
Piano Tuner:No,But ur neighbours did.
-->The professor explained latitude,longitude,degrees n minutes n said 2 his class ofol students ,”Suppose I asked u 2 meet me 4 lunch at 45 degrees,4 minutes north latitude n 23 degrees,15 minutes east longtitude,where would v meet?”
There was silence 4 a while,then a voice said,”My guess s u wud b eating alone!”
