1.At a Famous Beauty Parlor in Mumbai

Don't whistle at the girl going out from here!
She may be your Grandmother

2.Seen on a bulletin board

Success is relative
More the success,more the relatives.

3.Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu,Mumbai
We need your heads to run our business

4.A traffic Slogan
Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough-or else they will
never will be.....

5. The Best One
It's Gods responsibility to forgive terrorist organizations.It's our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and God!
----Indian Armed Forces